Hogwarts Live BlogSo legally we can't put the word "Hogwarts" on a T-shirt (at least not ones we sell). So my idea was we could just use HL. And if someone asks you can tell them what it stands for (if you want to).
Please note that these are just the slogans, design ideas haven't even crossed my mind yet (basically each T-shirt will say HL on it somewhere, most likely the back). So here are the Hogwarts Live T-shirt slogans that have been spread around the site over the years:
Front: Reality Bites
Variants: Reality Sucks, Bored?, Bored with reality?
Firsties
So much tastier than Wheaties
Varient: Newbies
The Prescription Drug Cure
Warning!
Not for the feint of heart.
HL may be addictive.
The Teenager's Playground
In real life I play HL
I'm Happily Married
Sleep? Who needs it?
Wonder what the kid who sits alone during lunch does in his spare time?
Don't have a life?
That's alright neither do I...
The Dark Lord is waiting...
Homework? What's that?
Kill em' while they sleep
Gotta kill em' all
God?
You're looking at him.
When life is getting me down I kill firstyears.
Got HL?
HL
It puts the awesome in awesome.
HL
Its one #@#$% up RPG.
And my all-time favorite T-shirt idea:
Headmaster Danilo Fangirl For LifeTM
UPDATE: I've posted some of the designs up on the Hogwarts Live Custom Merchandise Store.
So what do you all think any suggestions?
Hogwarts Live T-shirt Slogan Ideas
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Keep it in the family
I fight with firsties on HL because people in RL fight back.
"FIRSTIE SPAM: Another White Meat"
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Back: FML!
I LOVE that one! That's definitely going in my collection MiniRitz. I used to read FML out loud in restaurants to see peoples' reactions.
You're More Than Just a Buff to Me
Firstie: Bad for the waist; Good to the taste
@FrostBittenAngel
Those are both going on my list! =)
"Firstie-ball: Sport of the Gods!"
meh.. I give up lol
I want the "In real life I play HL" or "Firsties
So much tastier than Wheaties"
How about "Got firsties"?
orrr "front:Days lasting to long? back: Get HL"
"front:I'm married to Bill Weasley! back: HL FTW!"
eh. I give up. :/
HL, putting the laughter in slaughter.
It's not cheating if it doesn't show up in most recent chat pages!
Screw the charities, I need gold for my castle! (or mount)
HL, the only place you can kick, toss, chuck, throw, and kill owls.
*thumbs up* @ HL, putting the laughter in slaughter.
"I'm Allergic To Rezzes"
Front: "Hi, what can I get for you today?"
Back: "I want a cheeseburger with extra firsties." Maybe I should stop thinking about McDonald's >.>
"Who needs eight hours of sleep when you have HL?"
Front: "I know what happens when you die..."
Back: "Would you like to find out too?"
Front: "Fastest way to earn gold..."
Back: "Have him(Her) divorce you!"
Front: "HL nicest place on Earth..."
Back: "...Until a firstie shows up"
Front: "The worst crime you can do on HL..."
Back: "...Kill the chat."
"Firstie: (n.) An incredible annoying little firstyear commonly found on HL."
"HL the few places on Earth where marrying your relative is normal."
"No matter how hard I try, Voldemort just won't die!"
"I Spend Hours Crying When HL Is Down"
"HL Makes The Impossible Possible"
"I Was Lost Then HL Found Me"
Front: "My Therapist Is Wrong"
Back: "You Can Never Have To Much HL"
Front: "Kicking the cat seemed fun..."
back: "...Until I ended up in the Shades."
Front: "The Shades..."
Back: "A home away from home."
Front: "Hey firstyear, ever hear of Firstieball?"
Back: "...Well now you have."
Front: "I used to faint at the sight of blood"
back: "But now its everyday life."
"We're not geeks, we're HLers!"
"Does Anyone Know How The Lake Appeared In The Shades?" I so couldn't help that one >.>
Front: "It May As Well Be The End Of The World"
Back: "When HL goes down"
Front: "She just killed someone!"
Back: "Yea? So? What else is new?"
Front: "HL"
Back: "Nuff Said"
Front: "I have a life!"
Back: "Except when I'm in the Shades..."
Front: "I was minding my own business when a dagger pierced my heart,"
Back: "Did NOT see that coming."
Front: "A yellow symbol"
Back: "now that's power."
Front: "Go on, scream like a fangirl."
Back: "I mean... it IS HL."
Wow a lot of these suck. xD Oh well :P And I'd sooo be wearing the DaniloFangirl shirt!
Sorry they posted twice (or so says my computer >.>) Probably accidentally hit refresh! Sorry D:
woo pamsy! you came up with some good ones
lol, Pam, I love the "few places on earth were you can get married to a relative"... and the "I cry for hours when HL is down" XD
laugh out loud
hl or rl? / still waiting for my owl post / newbies are wizards too
What about...
Front: Who needs a RL life?
Back: I'm famous on HL!
i really like: in real life i play hl; i killed the chat...again
How about....These are probably terrible just a few things popped into my head...
"So many firsties....so little time."
"When i cut off a firsties head...why don't they stay DEAD?"
Front- "OMG! WTF is that?" "IDK!!" - 'includes various other chat speak options'
Back- "Learn how to speak or shut the #@%k up"
Front- "You want me to go to sleep?! @.@"
Back- "But...but I'm on HL.... :( "
They suck but It's all I could think of at the moment :D
How about....These are probably terrible just a few things popped into my head...
"So many firsties....so little time."
"When i cut off a firsties head...why don't they stay DEAD?"
Front- "OMG! WTF is that?" "IDK!!" - 'includes various other chat speak options'
Back- "Learn how to speak or shut the #@%k up"
Front- "You want me to go to sleep?! @.@"
Back- "But...but I'm on HL.... :( "
They suck but It's all I could think of at the moment :D
Sorry! I think i might have posted twice...thats what is on my screen at least...
you can? in my fourth year i lost against firsty wirstys some times