you can? in my fourth year i lost against firsty wirstys some times

Keep it in the family

I fight with firsties on HL because people in RL fight back.

"FIRSTIE SPAM: Another White Meat"

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Back: FML!

I LOVE that one! That's definitely going in my collection MiniRitz. I used to read FML out loud in restaurants to see peoples' reactions.

You're More Than Just a Buff to Me

Firstie: Bad for the waist; Good to the taste

@FrostBittenAngel
Those are both going on my list! =)

"Firstie-ball: Sport of the Gods!"

meh.. I give up lol

I want the "In real life I play HL" or "Firsties
So much tastier than Wheaties"

How about "Got firsties"?
orrr "front:Days lasting to long? back: Get HL"

"front:I'm married to Bill Weasley! back: HL FTW!"
eh. I give up. :/

HL, putting the laughter in slaughter.

It's not cheating if it doesn't show up in most recent chat pages!

Screw the charities, I need gold for my castle! (or mount)

HL, the only place you can kick, toss, chuck, throw, and kill owls.

*thumbs up* @ HL, putting the laughter in slaughter.

"I'm Allergic To Rezzes"

Front: "Hi, what can I get for you today?"
Back: "I want a cheeseburger with extra firsties." Maybe I should stop thinking about McDonald's >.>

"Who needs eight hours of sleep when you have HL?"

Front: "I know what happens when you die..."
Back: "Would you like to find out too?"

Front: "Fastest way to earn gold..."
Back: "Have him(Her) divorce you!"

Front: "HL nicest place on Earth..."
Back: "...Until a firstie shows up"

Front: "The worst crime you can do on HL..."
Back: "...Kill the chat."

"Firstie: (n.) An incredible annoying little firstyear commonly found on HL."

"HL the few places on Earth where marrying your relative is normal."

"No matter how hard I try, Voldemort just won't die!"

"I Spend Hours Crying When HL Is Down"

"HL Makes The Impossible Possible"

"I Was Lost Then HL Found Me"

Front: "My Therapist Is Wrong"
Back: "You Can Never Have To Much HL"

Front: "Kicking the cat seemed fun..."
back: "...Until I ended up in the Shades."

Front: "The Shades..."
Back: "A home away from home."

Front: "Hey firstyear, ever hear of Firstieball?"
Back: "...Well now you have."

Front: "I used to faint at the sight of blood"
back: "But now its everyday life."

"We're not geeks, we're HLers!"

"Does Anyone Know How The Lake Appeared In The Shades?" I so couldn't help that one >.>

Front: "It May As Well Be The End Of The World"
Back: "When HL goes down"

Front: "She just killed someone!"
Back: "Yea? So? What else is new?"

Front: "HL"
Back: "Nuff Said"

Front: "I have a life!"
Back: "Except when I'm in the Shades..."

Front: "I was minding my own business when a dagger pierced my heart,"
Back: "Did NOT see that coming."

Front: "A yellow symbol"
Back: "now that's power."

Front: "Go on, scream like a fangirl."
Back: "I mean... it IS HL."


Wow a lot of these suck. xD Oh well :P And I'd sooo be wearing the DaniloFangirl shirt!

Sorry they posted twice (or so says my computer >.>) Probably accidentally hit refresh! Sorry D:

woo pamsy! you came up with some good ones

lol, Pam, I love the "few places on earth were you can get married to a relative"... and the "I cry for hours when HL is down" XD

laugh out loud

hl or rl? / still waiting for my owl post / newbies are wizards too

What about...
Front: Who needs a RL life?
Back: I'm famous on HL!

i really like: in real life i play hl; i killed the chat...again

How about....These are probably terrible just a few things popped into my head...

"So many firsties....so little time."

"When i cut off a firsties head...why don't they stay DEAD?"

Front- "OMG! WTF is that?" "IDK!!" - 'includes various other chat speak options'
Back- "Learn how to speak or shut the #@%k up"

Front- "You want me to go to sleep?! @.@"
Back- "But...but I'm on HL.... :( "


They suck but It's all I could think of at the moment :D

How about....These are probably terrible just a few things popped into my head...

"So many firsties....so little time."

"When i cut off a firsties head...why don't they stay DEAD?"

Front- "OMG! WTF is that?" "IDK!!" - 'includes various other chat speak options'
Back- "Learn how to speak or shut the #@%k up"

Front- "You want me to go to sleep?! @.@"
Back- "But...but I'm on HL.... :( "


They suck but It's all I could think of at the moment :D

Sorry! I think i might have posted twice...thats what is on my screen at least...