About Me

With the amazing Artemis from 12/15/2012 - 05/27/2016

Married to the bestest person ever, Gary: 05/27/2016

Mother: NEO!
Parents: Jaymes and FayDurham
Brothers: Harry, TwistedYouth, CFalcon
Children: Von, LordGecko, LizziexKitten, JessieMalfoy, Superkamiguru, Aalinah
Sexy Sistah: Ember
Sissy-in-Law: Willow
Partner in Crime: Mariana. Girl, we have been through some crazy times together. You've been here since I was a firstie. You better stick around for years to come, ok?

Gary, my love. You are the spouse I didn't know I deserved. You are amazingly random and amazingly sweet all at the same time. You treat me better than anyone has ever treated me, and I appreciate it day in and day out. Thank you for being you, my sexy Cabbage man.


Goaty Smurf Fran: Crackle so great cheese is scared of her.

"Girls seem to like the boys
Who don't appreciate
All the money and the time that it takes
To be fly as a mother"

"You ought to keep me concealed just like I was a weapon
I didn't come for a fight but I will fight till the end
And this one might be a battle, might not turn out okay
You know you look so Seattle, but you feel so LA"

My Most Recent Comments

• "I live in Chicago, but the con is WAY to expensive for me this year..." on Leaky Con 2012
• "lol, now if it was pink text, it'd be made for you! :P" on Hogwarts Live T-shirts and Custom Merchandise
• "Keep it in the family" on Hogwarts Live T-shirt Slogan Ideas