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!The Grinch aka Witchy or WW (She/Her) is a 49 year old (DOB: December 31, 1973) pure-blood witch living in your head... She wields a 11¾" Rosewood, Thestral Hair wand, and the Head of Hufflepuff. Her favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone and her .
About Me
You really are a heel!
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
"Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus!"
You're a crooked dirty jockey,
And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch.
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
My Most Recent Posts
- Internet Safety/Online Relationships
- Stranger Things Meets Migratory Servers Somewhere in the Galaxy
- House Christmas Tree Winner
- A Player's Request
- House Tree Contest
- Families, Family Discussions, and Godric's Hollow
- Happy Holidays!
- Mutes
- Leaky Con 2012
- New Villages! And a RACE!
My Most Recent Comments
- "@DemonSlayer-- Check their bio. Ask. If there's any doubt, assume they're the opposite of..." on Internet Safety/Online Relationships
- "If you mean "same social circle" as ones that were on the site frequently, knew the..." on Staff Suggestions
- "In some cases, we do know that it's multiple people living in one house and we will make..." on Rules Reminder
- "@LA- I'm pretty sure that you'd be able to tell that you were helped. This rule is..." on Rules Reminder
- "Purposely leaving someone out of a congratulations isn't any more polite than someone..." on New Administrative Staff & Development Team Announcements
- "@Adelade- Haha, will do! xD @Abraxas- It puts you at -100 :D" on New Villages! And a RACE!
- "@Adelade- An Auror race has been discussed, but nothing has been written yet. So leaning towards..." on New Villages! And a RACE!
- "@LordDraken- sure, if it still follows the example given." on March Meme Madness
- "And RULES! Please be sure to read them again so everyone is clear on what's allowed and..." on Happy Valentine's Day!
- "@Levanna We still have dwellings. They just don't become available to buy until you are a..." on A Special Holiday Surprise