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Trixy Distresses jimmylejock aka Joe (He/Him) is a 124 year old (DOB: February 15, 1900) pure-blood wizard living in Hell. He wields a 11¾" Zebrawood, Unicorn Hair wand, and a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat. His favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and his favorite Harry Potter character is Cartmon.

About Me


[The children]

BellaBellatrix, LittleMissDraco, JollyWeasley, Decoy, Studders and SuYing.


{AmberWood & Loklear.}

[Nieces and Nephews]

JessieRight, AlysonGranger and Shennah, Hera and Dela

[The wife]



I currently reside in my dark and mysterious castle. It is reserved for
The Smith Family and it's affiliates, if you are not one of us, or do not have a key, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. (Trixy will turn you into a cake and eat you) It is quite hidden in the forest of Hogsmeade, though I'm sure you will probably hear my children misbehaving from Hogwarts! My children are... Well, they're something, alright.

Beware of Jimmy. He will eat your children and steal your wife.