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doommonkey (He/Him) is a pure-blood wizard living in Bristol, England. He wields a 13½" Mahogany, Dragon Heartstring wand, and a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat. His favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and his favorite Harry Potter character is Severus Snape.

About Me
The monkeys will come and eat you! You cannot escape the doom and horror of... the DOOM MONKEY! BWHAHAHAHA! Now if you're finished laughing at this, toss me a banana! In other words, this is a seriously flawed character study. This monkey enjoys all things to do with the Potter world, especially any references to the color yellow or bananas in the books or movies! In Hogwarts Live, doommonkey is a proud Slytherin, utterly devoted to all heroes and heroines of said house. Major role models include Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape.