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Supreme God Sylar (He/Him) is a wizard living in Forbidden Forest. He wields a 12¾" Yew, Demiguise Hair wand, and a member of Hufflepuff.

About Me
MY NAME IS SYLAR! :P *lovvies everyone* I am part of the EZ crew! I am Jez! *stands proud!* My parents are Studders and Tom!

You better run when you see me and my peeps at an ice cream shop . . . there would be no survivors. And by no survivors I mean that we eat all the ice cream, so I guess that the whole no survivors thing refers to the ice cream and not any sort of life . . . unless of course you consider ice cream a living thinking organism which I do. You see, I think food tastes better when it has a mother that will miss it. Yes, I want my food to have traveled a slaughter house conveyor belt and then get chopped into little pieces by members of the meat packers union . . . or non union, a neighborhood butcher is just as good . . . actually a neighborhood butcher is better, you know the guy that's chopping your food up and if need be you can go to his house and kill him if he gives you a bad cut. Then you can take it to his butcher shop and grind it up into hamburger meat and sell it to dumb tourists as long pork . . . not that I've ever done that . . . um . . . let's just get back to the ice cream? Why don't you all just forget I ever said anything? *coughcough*

Wanna know my illness?

I have minor but irreparable damage to the Hippocampus, focal bilateral damage to the ventromedial prefrontal cortex, immoderate left amygdala activity… possible Emotional dysregulation, abnormalities in the temporal lobes, thalamus, and hypothalamus and disparity in memory sequences, possibly correlated with dysregulation. :D Don't worry though, I am totally sane! :D

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