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Maple (She/Her) is a witch living in Jaymes' house in Canada. She wields a member of the unsorted masses of Hogwarts students just off the train eagerly crowding around the Sorting Hat.

About Me
Hi. I'm of course Maple. I am Ardarel and Jaymes' daughter. The best mistake they ever made! Due to one long drunken night of tequila, apparently. I also have one sister, LadyFox. God knows how my daddy made her. Luckily for her she's no mistake. Or at least not that I know of. Daddy may just want to keep his pride...

There was once a girl called Lorelai too. I randomly met her down at the singles bar in the love shack, lonely as she is. Well, that's what she tells me. So I let her be my minion. She likes to keep me company. A little too much at times... Stalker, muchly.

My granddad Joe (oh yes, my graddaddy...) aka jimmylejock is a %$!#. He's creepy. And thinks he's scary. But I know how to keep him in line. ;) No, Cara, not the same way Kyra does... *giggles*

NEW
From: ThingONE Jaymes
Subject: Grope!
Sent: 2010-03-21 03:42:14

You have been Groped by ThingONE Jaymes!!!

I come from a long line of incest. It's great...


You want me to come over I got an excuse
Might be holding your hand but im holding it loose
Go to talk then we choke its like our necks in a noose
Avoid the obvious we should be facing the truth

Start to think it could be fizzling out
Kinda shocked because I never really had any doubts
Look into your eyes imagine life with out ya

And the love kick starts again

 Cely is a #@%$!. :)


You Have Been Put on Hold

Maple: Where;'d y'all all go?!
Kyra: Simon; left us for one of his !#@%$!#
Maple: >.>
Simon: It;'s a guy