!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman aka Witchy or WW's Profile

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman is a pure-blood witch living in your head...

She wields a 11¾" Rosewood, Thestral Hair wand, and is the Head of Hufflepuff.

FAVORITES Her favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

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✶ About Me ✶

Fabulush HappyPopper says,"You don't look for the Witchy.She just appears.HL's Chuck Norris. :D"

Know-It-All DudleyDursley says, "They usually do that to get you to follow them then the pack will eat your face"

PurpleShirtedEyeStabber MasterofDisaster says, "I have 'Witchy' tattooed across my back.."
PurpleShirtedEyeStabber MasterofDisaster says, "And instead of a Dark Mark, I have a gnome tattoo on my left arm, and when I press it, Witchy comes to me and sings the Bunny Foo Foo song xDxD"

Peanutbuttery mjd says, "There is a witchy woman on HL,
as a mod she still does excel,
she likes to have fun, and gets everything done,
that witchy woman who is on HL"

Secondyearboy Ace hums "Buddy you're a boy make a big noise playing in the chat gonna be a big man some day, you got pie on your face, you big disgrace, kickin' your posts all over the place"
Secondyearboy Ace hums "Singin' I will I will eat you I will I will eat you"

&Gambit; Juan says, "She's gonna crack a brick to your teeth while you sleep now."

Emmiiee: I'm level 42 on MW3. xD Just thought I'd let you know. :P

PRITEE KAT ISONATEEH says, "OH FOAR %$!KZ SAKE EVEN MUH USERNAME AR TEH $!#KED UP"

@Peeves the Poltergeist says, "I don't care. Typing that random crap is a form of spam."

SpinalRemains: You have a luscious beard

&The; Wrong Alice says, "FAI SHOUDL DVIDDEDST ME."

Firstyearboy Rouge says, "I picture you as Kreia from KOTOR 2, Witchy."
Firstyearboy Rouge says, "Uh.She is old, and buttugly.But she is crazy cool, and has a wise voice."
Firstyearboy Rouge says, "And blind. And only has one arm."
Firstyearboy Rouge says, "Forget it, actually."

Firstyeargirl; LucyDancer despairs, "I got beaten by a Yeti!!!"

Ultimate God LoxiasBlack says, "I JUST PEED MYSELF A LITTLE"

Firstyearboy Franksinatra: A staffer named The witchy woman killed my person in a godmod. that is against the rules. no one is obove the law.

FoolscapFolio says, "That Witchy is a hoopy frood who definitely knows where her towel is. Which is: rolled up into a rat's tail, dipped in espresso for extra sting, and snapped at the ankles of the unexpecting and deserving. I approve."

Wizeygamont cptmcfluffy says, "i dun fond myself a big foot"
Wizeygamont cptmcfluffy says, "YEE YEE"

Bill Weasley clears his throat and begins, his long red ponytail swinging as he taps his foot to keep time:

Mandrake Man, Mandrake Man.
Mandrake man hates !Woah-oh! WitchyWoman man.
They have a fight, Mandrake wins.
Mandrake Man.

You're not quite sure what to make of this, but you're fairly certain it violates several Ministry regulations regarding the proper handling of Class C Non-Tradeable Substances. You merely back away, and think you'll visit Bill Weasley when he's feeling less... experimental.

✶ Character Details ✶

Jewelry:: Choker, Amulet, Necklace, Bracelet, Ring
Tattoos:: Dark Mark, Deathly Hallows symbol
Pet:: Stu the Reindeer
Candy Stash:: 10,892 beans
Alignment:: Evil
Quidditch Team:: Holyhead Harpies
Quidditch Position:: Chaser
Player Kills:: 7,720

✶ Adventures & Accolades ✶

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TODAY

A body was found by the roadside, the heart neatly absent. No one is saying anything.

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman was tracked down by Professor McGonagall for being truant.

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman has won Hufflepuff House 3 points for leveling up

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman has defeated her teacher, Professor McGonagall to advance to level 13 after 6 days!!

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman has won Hufflepuff House 3 points for leveling up

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman has defeated her teacher, Mad Eye Moody to advance to level 14 after 6 days!!

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman has won Hufflepuff House 3 points for leveling up

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman has defeated her teacher, Professor Dumbledore to advance to level 15 after 6 days!!

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman earned 5 House Points for Hufflepuff by completing the Chamber Entrance challenge!

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman earned 10 House Points for Hufflepuff by completing the Corridor Navigation challenge!

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman earned 15 House Points for Hufflepuff by completing the Lockhart's Betrayal challenge!

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman earned 20 House Points for Hufflepuff by completing the Inner Chamber challenge!

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman earned 25 House Points for Hufflepuff by completing the Basilisk challenge!

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman earned 30 House Points for Hufflepuff by completing the Tom Riddle's Diary challenge!

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman has defeated the hideous wizard known as Voldemort. Across all of the wizarding world, people rejoice!

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman has won 25 points for Hufflepuff House for defeating Lord Voldemort.

WitchyWoman has earned the title THE G.O.A.T for having encountered and defeated Voldemort 2098 times!

As I understand it, the House Cup needs awarding... And the points stand thus:In fourth place, with 982 points, Gryffindor House.In third place, with 1,007 points, Ravenclaw House.In second place, with 1,046 points, Slytherin House.In first place, with 1,104 points, Hufflepuff House.Congratulations to Hufflepuff, the House Cup will sit in the office of !Woah-oh! WitchyWoman, Head of Hufflepuff House, for the following term.

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman defeated Aftermath AuroraPheonix in fair combat in Hogwarts.

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman defeated 7of HaiLey in fair combat in Hogwarts.

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman defeated Time Cannot Stop Reylan in fair combat in Hogwarts.

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman defeated Minty Fresh DogBreath in fair combat in Hogwarts.

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman defeated SoylentGrape ~FleurD.Weasley in fair combat in Hogwarts.

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman defeated Hail the Villain in fair combat in Hogwarts.

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman defeated Prisoner 42 BlackZephyr in fair combat in Hogwarts.

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman defeated Ultimate Goddess ArtreriGreyjoy in fair combat in Hogwarts.

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman defeated Being Zeifys Has Perks in fair combat in Hogwarts.

!Woah-oh! WitchyWoman defeated !MostDefinitelyNot SpinalRemains in fair combat in Hogwarts.

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“I met my husband on HL.”

— AriaAllBright

“The witty, clever messages whenever you defeat a foe!”

— DaniTonks

“It's just a cozy little bit of nostalgia: for the Harry Potter universe and for the early internet. It's one of my comfort games.”

— ThursdayDragon

“The friends I've made. It's a familiar place I know I can always return to.”

— FayDurham

“Coming home from school and getting some time to just relax in the world I loved.”

— Siushtamel

“Meeting my HL family in person!”

— JacquiTheLovely

“After finishing the books, I had an uncontrollable longing for a letter from Hogwarts. I found Hogwarts Live. It fascinated me just as much as walking into the Great Hall for the first time.”

— ArvindSNair

“The competition between players for the house cup.”

— Gary

“Being in middle school, knowing I could escape to a magical world where everything makes sense because nothing does.”

— amber_rose

“All of the friends I've made over the years, some of which I still talk to on a regular basis.”

— Immortal

“I've been playing for over 17 years, and the friendships I made here have been some of the most meaningful in my life.”

— Seasoned Duelist

“From meeting my closest friends to even getting married in-game, Hogwarts Live has been such a special part of my life.”

— Magical Gal

“Even if years pass between my visits, logging into HL always feels like coming home.”

— Returning Player

“This game has helped me through some of the hardest times in my life. It's my safe place, my escape, and my second home.”

— Grateful Wizard

“I've been on HL since 2013 and the most memorable part for me is meeting a lot of people and becoming really good friends with them up to this day.”

— HL Player, since 2013

“Meeting my family.”

— AislingBlack

“Defeating Voldemort for the first time.”

— banjoman

“What started as a fun Harry Potter game turned into something much bigger: a place where I grew up, created unforgettable memories, and found friends who became family.”

— Nostalgic Witch

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