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Canary FoolscapFolio is a wizard.

He wields a 11" Cherry, Leprechaun Hair wand, and is a member of Ravenclaw.

FAVORITES His favorite Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

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✶ About Me ✶

Rocketed to Earth shortly before the implosion of his home planet, the infant Foolscap was discovered nestled in his escape pod by Port ("Pa") Folio and First ("Ma") Folio, two loving if confused Muggles. His new parents raised him in a simple rent-controlled life-sized model of the Taj Mahal made entirely of oleo margarine his adoptive father constructed in New York City.

As a child he demonstrated no exceptional musical or artistic ability, or indeed any notable traits whatsoever. Often his friends and loved ones took time out from their lives to check him for a pulse.

Despite being born with a fair amount of dexterity, he discovered that he could make people happy by dropping things -- juggling beanbags, knives, the occasional niffler. His attempt to turn somersaults into a lucrative career was short-circuited when odd instances, such as the disappearance of a glass shield between him and a collection of stuffed butterflies, led to his incarceration at the Hogwarts School for Wayward Youth.

In addition to his Foolish pursuits, Foolscap is an enthusiastic music performer. He uses the lute, flute, and violin to delight his audience, kettledrums to provide dramatic counterpoints to his jokes, and bagpipes to punish listeners when the applause isn't loud enough. He is rumored to have been ensnared in a bloodless coup de coeur by NovaaCaine.

He wields an 8 1/2" iron pyrite wand, with a core made from a Satyricon's beard hairs. Do not look for this particular combination in the options from Ollivander: The wand was an uncustomary custom order.

Foolscap Folio's one regret was that he was not raised a feral child.

Foolscap, please report to the Headmaster's office to explain how you gained access to this page.

✶ Character Details ✶

Jewelry:: Choker, Amulet, Necklace, Bracelet, Ring
Tattoos:: Phoenix, Deathly Hallows symbol, Star, Owl, Lightning bolt, Golden snitch, Unicorn, dragon
Pet:: Cinders Bellicosus the Eagle
Candy Stash:: 2,607 beans
Alignment:: Good
Quidditch Team:: Holyhead Harpies
Quidditch Position:: Beater
Polyjuice Inquiries:: 1 attended, 0 won as a student, 0 won as an impostor
Player Kills:: 2,147

✶ Adventures & Accolades ✶

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ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 4 points for defeating Deadly Dobby in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 4 points for defeating Lonestrider's Thief in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 1 points for defeating Lonestrider's Thief in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 3 points for defeating Elite Mr. T in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 2 points for defeating Savage Ultimate WEAPON in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio won the 120263th Interspecies Spelling Bee in the forest!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio and Holyhead Harpies were defeated by Slytherin Serpents in the Quidditch Tournament.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio led Holyhead Harpies to victory against Chudley Cannons in a Quidditch match!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio led Holyhead Harpies to victory against Wimbourne Wasps in a Quidditch match!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio led Holyhead Harpies to victory against Puddlemere United in a Quidditch match!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 4 points for defeating Malevolent Viktor in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio literally died of shock in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 2 points for defeating Winged Demon Of Death in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 4 points for defeating &Auror Doxy in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 5 points for defeating Huge Vampire Bat in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 1 points for defeating !Lady of Fantasy SerenityRose in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has been resurrected by Bellatrix.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has recieved permission from Bellatrix to send BattleMage ChadVablatsky 420 favor!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 3 points for defeating Frenzied Vampire Bats in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio earned 10 House Points for Ravenclaw by completing the Fluffy challenge!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio earned 20 House Points for Ravenclaw by completing the Devil's Snare challenge!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio earned 30 House Points for Ravenclaw by completing the Flying Keys challenge!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio earned 40 House Points for Ravenclaw by completing the Wizard's Chess challenge!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio earned 50 House Points for Ravenclaw by completing the Potion Riddle challenge!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has defeated the hideous wizard known as Voldemort. Across all of the wizarding world, people rejoice!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won 25 points for Ravenclaw House for defeating Lord Voldemort.

FoolscapFolio has earned the title TheOne for having encountered and defeated Voldemort 1975 times!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 1 points for defeating Elite Polar Bear in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 5 points for defeating Savage Goblin Shaman in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 2 points for defeating Savage @Ethereal Rose in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 4 points for defeating Savage @Ethereal Rose in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 5 points for defeating Deadly Willie, The Wonder Hampster in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 5 points for defeating Savage Imp in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 1 points for defeating Malevolent Link in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 5 points for defeating Savage @Ethereal Rose in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 3 points for defeating Malignant Goblin in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 1 points for defeating Deadly Crup in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 5 points for defeating Malignant Thestral in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 5 points for defeating Malignant !Kaizoku BlackZephyr in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 5 points for defeating Malevolent Reed Golem in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 5 points for defeating Deadly Imp in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 4 points for defeating Malevolent Elmo in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 2 points for defeating Elite @Ethereal Rose in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 4 points for defeating Lethal Polar Bear in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio and Cupid shared biscuits and became friends. It was the most wholesome thing the village has seen all year.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 4 points for defeating Lonestrider's Thief in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio defeated God itowfire in fair combat in Ottery St. Catchpole.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio defeated The Goddess JTonay in fair combat in Ottery St. Catchpole.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio defeated God Poseidon in fair combat in Ottery St. Catchpole.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio defeated TheSinner DarkGlow in fair combat in Hogwarts.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio defeated The Unwritten youwillsufferme in fair combat in Hogwarts.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio defeated Unnoticed SnakeCharmer in fair combat in Hogwarts.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has won Ravenclaw House 4 points for defeating Malignant Tree-Hugger in battle

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio defeated First Wizard Belgarad in fair combat In the Hogsmeade Dueling Club Hogsmeade.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio defeated The God Aurorx in fair combat In the Hogsmeade Dueling Club Hogsmeade.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio has cast a vote in the Minister of Magic election!

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio defeated RAB in fair combat In the Diagon Alley Dueling Club.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio defeated Goddess carolina in fair combat In the Diagon Alley Dueling Club.

The Auror Office reports another fugitive brought in without incident, which is itself a kind of incident.

ConnubialMadness FoolscapFolio was turned into a large canary in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes!!

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