The Dormitories
Where students go to share secrets, gossip about crushes, and occasionally get pelted with dungbombs.
Important: The dormitories are gender-segregated spaces with. interesting consequences for those who dare to cross the threshold uninvited. Boys entering the Girls' Dorm will be chased out with dungbombs. Girls entering the Boys' Dorm will make the news (for flirting, naturally).
The Girls' Dorm
A sanctuary of feminine amenities, rose-scented air, and conversations about cute guys. The door is covered in pink and purple flowers with a sign that reads "No Boys Allowed!" — a warning that should be taken seriously.
If You're a Girl:
You walk through the flower-covered door and are greeted with a room full of feminine amenities that you could have only dreamed about before now. The room smells strangely of roses and other wonderful girlish scents and everyone seems to be having a good time talking about cute guys. Have you died and gone to heaven? No. you've entered the GIRLS' DORM!
Inside, you can chat with other girls, share secrets, and gossip to your heart's content. It's a safe space for girl talk, complete with a commentary system where you can whisper excitedly about whatever's on your mind.
If You're a Boy:
You notice a pink door left slightly ajar so you take a peek inside, conveniently ignoring the "No Boys Allowed" sign posted on the front. You open the door a little wider and get a nice face-full of dungbombs thrown at you!
As you run in fear for your life, you can hear the innocent giggles of countless girls as they chase you down the stairs, hurling even more dungbombs at your back! You begin to gag from your own smell and throw up all over your brand new robes.
News Flash: "Mr. Pervert, [Your Name], was seen running away from the Girls' Dorm covered in vomit and reeking of dungbombs after he tried to take a little peek inside!"
The Boys' Dorm
A testosterone-fueled chaos zone decorated with skulls and toxic waste symbols. You can hear loud screaming and heavy metal music from inside, and you wonder how much butterbeer these guys have had tonight. There's a sign on the door: "All pretty ladies welcome!"
If You're a Boy:
You walk up to a door covered with skulls and toxic waste symbols. You push it open and enter your natural habitat.
Inside, you can share your secrets (or more likely, scream about Quidditch and complain about homework) with your fellow guys. It's loud, it's chaotic, and it smells vaguely of old socks and desperation. Perfect.
If You're a Girl:
You walk up to a door covered with skulls and toxic waste symbols. Obviously, you have found the guys dorm. There is a sign posted on the door: "All pretty ladies welcome!" You can hear loud screaming and heavy metal music from inside, and you wonder how much butterbeer these guys have had tonight.
You think that since you're a girl they might not let you in, but then you realize it's a room full of testosterone-prone adolescent guys! Tensely you open the door and enter the BOYS DORM!
First Visit News Flash: "The always sweet and innocent teachers pet, [Your Name], was caught flirting around in the Boys' Dorm after hours!"
Subsequent Visits: "You return to the boys' dorm again. What a flirt you are, you have already flirted in the boys' dorm X times today and here you are again!"
How to Access the Dormitories
The dormitories are accessible from your Common Room (clan hall). Look for the navigation links:
- • Boys' Dorm: Available from the Common Room footer navigation
- • Girls' Dorm: Available from the Common Room footer navigation
- • Both dormitories are tied to your home city location
Commentary System
Each dormitory has its own commentary/chat system where you can communicate with other students:
Girls' Dorm Chat
Prompt: "Share your secrets with your girlfriends:"
Format: "[Your Name] excitedly whispers"
Vibe: Supportive, gossipy, wholesome girl talk
Boys' Dorm Chat
Prompt: "Share your secrets here:"
Format: "[Your Name] screams"
Vibe: Loud, chaotic, probably about Quidditch
Fun Facts
- • Girls visiting the Boys' Dorm are tracked: The game counts how many times you've visited each day
- • Boys visiting the Girls' Dorm make the news: Your humiliation is public and permanent
- • Dungbombs are effective deterrents: The girls take their privacy seriously
- • The boys welcome female visitors: Because of course they do
- • Both dorms reset daily: Your visit counter resets on new day