Voldemort's Sex Life

This is a weird topic I know but does Voldemort even have a love life? Like does he have any feelings at all? I've read some crazy fan theories about this. Let's discuss lol

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#27
It's probably a mirage of eager female Death Eaters. Or Muggles he picks up to torture and rape. Although, I have read some extreamly interesting fanfiction where Harry and good ol' Voldie are together - Harry is transformed into a total flamer, mind you - but I'm still pushing for rape and torture.
#28
Some author I think it was got kicked out of a presentation by people angry about his conjecture that Harry Potter is gay. I find that concept rediculous, he has an obvious fancy for Ginny Weasley.
#29
that's a bit rough. harry is a tad obvious about that perticular attraction, isn't he? i do think it's fun to read other people's opinions of his delacate sexuality, tho. it goes back to the whole 'being john malcovich' concept, the way people think amazes me.
#30
He probably does *cough*IT*cough* with his so-called "right hand death eater".... Bellatrix Lestrange!
#31
Being John Malkovich was a wildly imaginative movie, the whole concept awed me. I was at my uncle's house for Christmas and a bunch of adults walked in on me watching it, I was pretty embarrassed cause the scene was inappropriate for my age at the time. Bellarix, oh my, she sounds really sexy, if you're into the masochistic types. Can you say "Blond Bombshell?"
#32
Lets not forget voldy is a very powerful wizard he probably has some spell the relieves his erm......stress.

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