Dad Jokes: Magical Edition (Prepare for Groaning)

Welcome to our weekly collection of jokes so bad, they're actually good! Or so bad they're just bad. We're not entirely sure which category these fall into.

This Week's Magical Groaners:

• Why don't wizards ever get lost? Because they always know which way is spell-bound!
• What do you call a wizard who's good at basketball? A slam-dunk-bledore!
• Why did the potion explode? Because it had too much chemistry!
• What's a wizard's favorite type of music? Spell-binding melodies!
• Why don't Death Eaters ever win at poker? Because they always fold under pressure!

Your Turn:
Share your worst magical puns and dad jokes below. Bonus points if they make people physically cringe.

Let the groaning commence!

✦ Responses 1 - 3 of 3 to "Dad Jokes: Magical Edition (Prepare for Groaning)" ✦

#97
Why is Mad-Eye Moody a terrible teacher?
Because he can’t control his pupils.
#98
What is a wizard’s favorite drink?
Espresso patronum.
#99
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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