Hogwarts Live Hate Mail
Over the years I've received a considerable amount of hate mail from disgruntled players. This is sort of a Hall of Shame, showcasing some particularly stupid petitions the staff has received and my responses to them. Also, I should warn you that while I did censor the foul language it's still discernible. If you think this is funny please don't hesitate to Digg It.-Headmaster Danilo
2006 Hate Mail
From: Firstyearboy Cinman
To: Headmaster Danilo
Subject:
Sent: 2006-01-22 14:29:51
you are messed up.blaze DOES NOT deserve to be suspended for over 2 months.dork
No you're right, he deserves to be suspended forever. :)
To: Headmaster Danilo
Body:
[charname] = WilsonTwo
[email] = [email protected]
[unverified] = Character is not logged in!!
[description] = danilo is ga y.
I am quite happy, your stupidity never fails to make me laugh.
From: Firstyearboy scooby
To: Headmaster Danilo
Subject:
Sent: 2006-01-02 13:09:14
ID: 1860439
Body:
hey ***hole.unban my account i did nothing wrong and you know it
I guess his mother never taught him how to say "please."
From: Firstyearboy cacapoopoo
To: Headmaster Danilo
Subject:
Sent: 2006-01-13 22:40:15
ID: 1931197
Body:
i have a question. do u hav a freakin life, u friggin nerd? im just puttin im wurds to aannoy u u dam hippie. I mean c\'mon jeez BUY A FREAKIN FASTER SERVER I HAVE TO WAIT LIKE 10 MINUTES TO LOAD ONE PAGES ON 11 MBPS BROADBAND.
"Nerd (noun informal) - an intelligent, single-minded expert in a particular technical discipline or profession." Why, thank you.
From: Firstyearboy Cinman
To: Headmaster Danilo
Subject:
Sent: 2006-01-22 15:37:58
blaze did nothing but defend himself.you just eat p*ssy.thats how all your little friends get away with sh*t.shame YOU cant be banned.you're such a t*sser
I know I can't be banned, but you can. *evil grin*
[charname] = loser
[email] =
[unverified] = Character is not logged in!!
[description] = you are full of sh*t danilo.i just kissed people.thats not wipe you child molester and you know i never sent abusive mail once.
As your name implies you are a loser.
From: Firstyearboy sexybhoy
To: Dementor AuroraBorealis
Subject:
Sent: 2006-01-22 09:24:25
ID: 1982398
Body:
URE JUST some lame guy who got a scolarey ship on being a f***in post man
Maybe it would interest you to know that Aurora happens to be a female.
[charname] = ***HOLES YOU ARE
[email] = YOUAREF***[email protected]
[unverified] = Character is not logged in!!
[description] = I KNOW YOU F***ERS READ THIS.YOU F***ING MORONS.I WILL F***ING RAPE THE LOT OF YOU NOW I SWEAR.MY SISTER WAS.HOPE IT HAPPENS TO YOU AND YOUR B**CHES SO THERE.F***ING KISS MY ***.
It must be terrible for your sister to have such an insensitive and disgusting sibling.
From: Firstyearboy Eddyedwards
Subject:
Sent: 2006-02-13 14:04:03
U F***ING P*SSY EATER. GO BITE YOURSELF D**K-HOLE. STOP BAN ME OR ELSE I SUE U?
I swear, I've never eaten a kitty in my life, how dare you insinuate that I would harm such a cute animal! *clicks ban button*
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